Terms and Conditions Apply #02
2018
Hopes, dreams and wishes for ONLY 50p
A lucky vending machine, offering believers the opportunity to purchase hope, dreams or wishes for the bargain price of only 50 pence but Terms and Conditions Apply.
Operating Instructions
Before inserting your coin, please think of a wish
Insert a 50 pence piece into the coin-slot
Close your eyes or cross your fingers*
Turn the handle clockwise until it stops
Open your eyes
Remove the card and retain it for future reference
*Please refer to items 6 and 7 of the Terms and Conditions
Terms and Conditions v02 (2018)
1. Always ask the bill payers permission before making your wish.
2. Only 50 pence coins, introduced in September 1997, are accepted.
3. Only one wish per person per day will be considered. If you attempt more than one wish in a single day, neither wish will be granted and you will still be charged.
4. In the unlikely event of your 50 pence coin not fitting in the coin-slot, please throw your money down a well or into a fountain as you would normally.
5. Under NO circumstances should your wish be divulged to another living soul.
6. Closing your eyes while making a wish might increase the chances of it coming true.
7. Crossing your fingers while making a wish might increase the chances of it coming true.
8. This vending machine has the equivalent wish-granting capability of between 5 and 8 birthday candles.
9. Any wish that has the potential to cause grief or harm will not be tolerated.
10. The proprietor is not responsible for any wishes that do not come true.
Thank you for choosing this vending machine to make your wish.
Fingers crossed, touch wood and good luck for the future.
Please retain your copy of the Terms and Conditions for future reference.